Ever since my decision to list myself as "single" on Facebook, I've been targeted by online dating services. Every time I log in, the side bar says stuff like "Lonely?" or "Want a man? Browse pictures now."
I think they realize their tactics have'nt been working on me. I'm a tough one. So they changed up the strategy. Today, it said "Meet Single Dads." Finally! Just what I've been waiting for.
I Owe You Nothing
1 hour ago
Since when have you been single? Big news, that; I'll have to go back and apologise to all the single dads I turned away who asked for your number. Expect some calls!
ReplyDeleteI have been hit with the same strategy. They should have checked my medical records to see that I'm allergic to kids!
ReplyDeleteThat's why they have the "offensive" option for why you don't like an ad :)
ReplyDeleteI didn't find it offensive--I actually liked it because it was amusing. It was like they figured, well, she's not responding to any of these young people ads, she must be a single mom looking for single dads.
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